(via rcizzle)
GHETTO TRANSLATIONS 101
- #1 “I’m around da corner.” = I’m 45 minutes away
- #2 "We in Dis Bitch!" = We Will be attending the event
- #3 Free my nigggaaa" = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law.. free to him because he is my friend
- #4 "so you Mad?" = "it amuses me that your angered by what just occurred when it didn't seem like a big deal to me
- #5 "you wasnt with me shootin in the gym" = you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form
- #6 Where dey do dat at? = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?
- #7 Im Bout To Go Ham = If you say 1 more thing that displeases me. I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions
- #8 "I got da whip"= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car.
- #9 You Tryna Chill? = I Really Want To Engage In Sexual Activity With You But If I Said That You Might Say No
- #10 "I'm chillin tonight" = My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity."
- # 11 "you aint bout that life" = your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand!
- #12 Sh*t just got real! = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!!
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
(via timothydelaghetto)
Proud of you square!
You’re almost done!
First taste in music.
*Akon - I Wanna Fuck You starts playing*
RC: Hey this is when I started listening to music.
Me: Your first favorite song was I Wanna Fuck You?!
Whenever the Serranos chant, “Who’s hot and spicy?”
I respond with Sorrento.
JOHNNY SUN
You can make three wishes: One must be malicious in nature, one must be selfish in nature, and one must be fore the good of humanity. What do you wish for?
I am a terrible guy who looks innocent and sweet on outside. I have a nasty, evil mind under my friendly cover. My friends called me a wolf in sheep clothing. My first malicious wish in nature is gathering all the kids around the world and putting them inside my pant. Most Americans are spoiled and they should experience some bad things such as having sleepover in Johnny’s pant. My second selfish wish in nature is getting talent on dancing and singing. In order to become the best Master ceremony in the world, I need some extra talents to back me up when people do not like my joke. Thanks god or pop and mom that they give me such a good Chinese fobby accent. I will use it wisely with other talents together. “If your heart is </3, I will use $1 to erase / and make your heart become <3.” My third good wish is wishing all the Serrano pledge are hot and spicy, so they can get all the sassy girls and guys at UCD. It sounds like inappropriate, but it helps our fraternity become more popular and attract more people join us. Gradually,APHIO will become the most popular, strongest and largest frat at UCD or USA. Who is hot and spicy? Sorrento. (Best apartment in South Davis)
LOL
Yes, Sorrento is the best apartment.
